It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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