they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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