nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she was so not down for the gang bang
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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