I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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