found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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