u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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