brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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