i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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