if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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