a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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