So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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