I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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