I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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