maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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