Jerry, you need to find god
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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