Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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