Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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