guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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