But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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