I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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