So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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