id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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