You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
