ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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