no. you can't hotbox the world.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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