Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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