LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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