it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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