I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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