I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
This is the prime rib incident all over again
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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