I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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