'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
