You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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