HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dick very happy bro
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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