I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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