u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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