If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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