You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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