If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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