on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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