he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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