Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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