her vagine was all disorganized.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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