Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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