spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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