i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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