i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she looked like the before picture.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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