I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize