I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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