I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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