This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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