therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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