ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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