Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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